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WHY A PASTOR BLOCK A GUY ON FACEBOOK TODAY

WHY MY PASTOR BLOCKED ME ON
FACEBOOK by Sammy Jr.
I sent him a friend request on Facebook
and he innocently accepted. Two
minutes later his message came in;
*PASTOR: How are you?
*ME: I'm fine Daddy.
*PASTOR: May the building of heavenly
favour collapse on your head.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May the thunder of Blessing
strike you and your family.
*ME: (No reply)'
*PASTOR: May God slash you with the
axe of life.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May God stab you with the
knife of riches.
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May you be sentenced to life
imprisonment in the eternal jail of
success!
*ME: (No reply)
*PASTOR: May the Trade centre of
happiness collapse on you and your
family.
*ME: (No reply)
* PASTOR: My son are you there?
*ME: Yes Daddy!
* PASTOR: You should be saying Amen
to claim the Blessings.
*ME: Ok, it's my turn to pray for you Sir!
*May the over speeding trailer of
Blessings jam and crush you and your
family,
*ME: May the light of God blind your eye
that you may not see the sufferings of
this life anymore,
*ME: May the earthquake of happiness
swallow you and your family members,
*May the sea of miracle drown you and
your family members,
*ME: May the Boko-haram of joy kidnap
you Sir!
*ME: May the death of riches kill you,
your family members and all yours
friends and relations,
*ME: May the annointing from on high
destroy your church and kill all your
church members excluding me and my
family in Jesus name (Amen)!
*PASTOR: (No reply)
*ME: Daddy are you there? You should
be saying Amen to all these wonderful
Prayers
*PASTOR: May thunder fire you! Idiot.
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