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A Teacher and the youngest Boy in the Class true Story

A female class teacher was having problems with a boy in her class in 3rd grade, the boy said ''madam i should be in 4th grade, i'm smarter than my sister and she's in 4th grade...the teacher got fade up and took the boy to the principal, the principal decided to test the boy with questions from 4th grade...PRINCPAL: 3+3....BOY:6....PRINCIPAL:6+6....BOY:12...the boy got all answers correctly, the principal told the teacher to send the boy to 4th grade immediately....the teacher decided to ask her questions, the principal agreed....TEACHER: what does a cow have four of that i've only two....BOY: legs...TEACHER: what is in your pants that i dont have? BOY: pockets....TEACHER: what starts with a C and ends with T, its hairy, oval, delicious and contains whitish liquid?....BOY: coconut....TEACHER: what goes in hard and comes out soft and sticky? (the principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy has taken charge).....BOY: bubble gum....TEACHER: you stick your pole inside me, you tie me down to get me up, i get wet before yo do?....BOY: tent.....(the principal was looking restless)...TEACHER: a finger goes in me, you fiddle with me, when you get bored, the best man always has me first?....BOY: wedding ring...TEACHER: i come in many sizes, when i'm not well, i drip, when you blow me, you feel good?....BOY: nose...TEACHER: i've a stiff shaft, my tip penetrates, i come with a quiver?....BOY: arrow....TEACHER: what starts with F and ends with a K, and if you dont get it, you've to use your hand?....BOY: fork....TEACHER: what is it that all men have, its longer in some men than others, the pope doesnt use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?....BOY: surname....TEACHER: what part of a man has no bone but has muscles with alot of veins like pumpkins and is responsible for making love?....BOY: heart.....the principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher '' send this BLOODY boy to the UNIVERSITY....even myself got all answers wrong...


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